Wednesday 11 March 2009

JAZZ CAME FIRST


The Big Bang was merely a spasm
In the drummers right foot. Warming up
for a performance to turn space inside out.
Sparks from cymbals each creating gravity.
A universe from every beat in an endless groove.

Wow! Here comes the melody.

Friday 6 March 2009

THE JEAN'S GENES

It's official. Straight from Downing Street.
A mother has given birth to a son with five brass belly buttons.
The mite inherited his father's Levi genes.

Complaints about the misuse of a press briefing should
Be emailed to Jon Snow.